I’m not sure if calling them “Star Struck” is really a nice kind of “Humor” but first let me take you down Memory Lane.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA —
Oh, wait, let me do him in color –
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS YOUNG MAN CAN DO TO A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL’S HEART-STRINGS?
Specifically a 12-year-old girl who is just discovering boys, along with all her girlfriends!!
For a long, long, long, long, long time, the Hollywood teen magazines told us only his first name.
Teem-age idol. Fabian . . . . We were young, silly, barely teen-aged girls, easily affected, uh, physically by all the photos we could find in the movie star magazines. Well, the movie star magazines knew how to package a handsome teenage boy like this for our consumption!
They even told us the story about how he was discovered: Some rock ‘n roll talent scouts were driving down a street in Philadelphia and saw this young man sitting on his front porch, looking rather glum. He told the men (who were scouting the neighborhood for the next teenage idol) that his father had just had a heart attack and he was very, very, very worried about his dad.
How romantic is that!!!! What young teenage girl could fail to have compassion — and just fall in love with him??!!
Now, they picked him up off his front porch (I think that story may be true – hah!) gave him and his family lots of money, and turned him into the newest teen rock ‘n roll singing star.
Only problem was, he couldn’t sing. He really, actually couldn’t sing. I guess we noticed that, after it was pointed out to us, but what did it matter? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? When someone could look like that on an album cover — it just doesn’t matter to a bunch of star struck teenage girls!
Even the boys in our school couldn’t say anything bad about Fabian. When you are packaged and presented like that – even the boys were silenced!
And now, today . . . .
It’s possible to become star-struck, even when you’re out of your teenage years.
Here’s a question: Guess who — One day we had a brand new president and he gave his fist speech to the nation, and this is what was said about him:
Quote (with soft, awe-stricken voice):
“The mass flickering of cell phone cameras seemed like stars shining back at him.”
Sigh-h-h-h-h-h Read it again . . . .
Who is this man so wonderful that even the stars in the sky pay him homage?
It’s not Fabian. We teenage girls finally grew up and admitted, the guy can’t sing! He was packaged for us as a teenage idol singer – and we eventually found out he can’t really sing – and his last name is “Forte.” Fabian Forte. Oh. Okay.
That sentence was spoken, quoted, quoted again, written down by female “journalists” about Barry Sotoero — Yes, Barry, the man who was re-packaged as the Barack Hussein person and put into our White House.
Fabian and Barry.
Except we girls finally grew up and acknowledged reality.